MIA is dirty

I'm sitting here in Miami International airport waiting for my flight to begin boarding. I had a pizza for dinner and decided to lounge and make some phone calls from the waiting area. In my area I encountered a little furry friend ie form of a small mouse. I've been watching it pop out of its hole in the wall by the window and scurry around trying to find niblets of food. I'm sure most airports have their fair share of mice and all but this is the first time I've seen one scurry around near people. The little bugger is fast too and I was able to make it jump in the air by snapping my fingers at it. I can tolerate a dirty airport but the fact that I've seen this little guy out in the open moves MIA to the top of my shitty airport list, now that's impressive because I thought no one could top JFK and steal its crown. Man alive this town sucks! Give me FTL any day.